Yesterday evening, my friend Danielle called me to say she wouldn’t be able to meet up with me as planned. She was going to Mystic because her mother found a corpse on the beach that she thinks might be another “Montauk Monster.”
That’s a pretty legit excuse in my book, and Danielle knew that I knew about the Montauk Monster so I was totally cool with it. What I am NOT cool with is the idea that there is a beached demon monster in my home state of Connecticut. I had a nightmare about the beta / Long Island version. This Mystic – Montauk Monster, who I’m going to refer to as Monty 2.0, is a direct threat to my sleep cycle. I wish I was kidding.
Ugh, here’s a picture of what’s most likely going to ruin my night:

The story was on NBC 30 tonight – if I find a clip of it I’ll post it up too, and here’s the story from their local paper. In the mean time, I’m going to get some Ambien so I can sleep…
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