Archive for the 'i'm only half-kidding' Category

Just Saying…

Why is it that every messenger bag that will fit my 15″ laptop is either super conservative black and business-like,  or looks like something my ten year old sister would use it to store her Jonas Brothers magazines?  Why is there no in between?

20-something year old upwardly mobile women need to protect, organize and transport their laptops as well.

There is a market.   Let’s make that happen.

Return of the Montauk Monster

Yesterday evening, my friend Danielle called me to say she wouldn’t be able to meet up with me as planned.  She was going to Mystic because her mother found a corpse on the beach that she thinks might be another “Montauk Monster.” 

That’s a pretty legit excuse in my book, and Danielle knew that I knew about the Montauk Monster so I was totally cool with it.  What I am NOT cool with is the idea that there is a beached demon monster in my home state of Connecticut.  I had a nightmare about the beta / Long Island version.  This Mystic – Montauk Monster, who I’m going to refer to as Monty 2.0, is a direct threat to my sleep cycle.  I wish I was kidding. 

Ugh, here’s a picture of what’s most likely going to ruin my night:

 

The story was on NBC 30 tonight – if I find a clip of it I’ll post it up too, and here’s the story from their local paper.  In the mean time, I’m going to get some Ambien so I can sleep…